MEETING IN PERPETUITY: COMMITTEE REPORT

This meeting was called for the 457th time, and it was just as productive as the first 456.

Agenda:

Item	Status
Send email to the CEO asking for more meetings	In Progress
Set up another meeting to discuss why we need more meetings	In Planning

This meeting was brought to you by the Committee to End Meetings (CtEM), a non-profit organization dedicated to making meetings more meetings.

Meetings are the spice of life, and we're here for it.

Meetings are the only thing that gets us out of bed in the morning
We're not really sure what else we do here
We're secretly planning a meeting to take over the world... or at least the break room

Chairman: John Doe, Self-Proclaimed Meeting Expert