Meeting Minutes of Mtg4: Because Why Not?

Attendees:

• John, who was only there for the free donuts
• Jane, who fell asleep within 5 minutes
• Jim, who claimed he was "just checking in"

Objective: To discuss the meaning of life in 30 minutes or less.

Discussion:

John: "I think it's all about the donuts."

Jane: "I'm not sure, but I think I had a good nap."

Jim: "I'm here to provide 'expert' opinion."

Next Steps:

• Schedule a follow-up meeting to discuss the meaning of life.
• Order more donuts.

Decisions:

• To order more donuts.
• To pretend to be interested in John's thoughts on the meaning of life.

Adjourned at 9:45 AM. Because who cares?

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