Welcome, attendees, to Meeting 5! Today we'll be discussing the same topics we've discussed for the past 4 meetings. Because, why fix what isn't broken, right?
Agenda:
1. Discuss why we still haven't fixed the thing we've been talking about for months.
2. Rehash the same presentation from last meeting, just in case anyone missed it.
3. Spend 20 minutes arguing over whether the color scheme for the new website should be "Energetic Blue" or "Dull Gray".
And, of course, a few random announcements:
• The coffee machine has been repaired, but only after a 30-minute discussion on its design and functionality.
• The IT department has been informed, again, that they're not doing it right.
• The meeting adjournment time has been pushed back by 10 minutes because someone forgot their lunch.