Due to the sheer volume of pointless meetings, attendance will not be strictly enforced.

• However, if you're going to attend, please show up.
• It's not like we care, but it's also not like we have better things to do.

By attending, you agree to the following:

• You will not fall asleep, or we'll have to kick you out.
• You will not eat all the free food, or we'll have to call HR.
• You will not discuss politics, or we'll have to call security.

Attendance is Not Optional

We've tried to make attendance optional, but honestly, we're not sure what that means.

As a result, we'll have to make it not optional.

But don't worry, we'll still provide plenty of free food and drinks to distract you from your boredom.