Important Decisions Made Today
Today's agenda was a blur of unfulfilled potential, but we managed to make some actual progress.
Here are the highlights:
- Post-it notes were purchased at a 2-for-1 sale.
- The copier jam was fixed with a combination of WD-40 and prayer.
- We decided to order more donuts.
Other notable events:
- The coffee machine was serviced and now makes a slightly louder noise when it's broken.
- Someone brought in a cactus for unknown reasons.
Upcoming meetings:
Disclaimer: These decisions may or may not actually be decisions. We can't really tell.
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Maybe.