Today's meeting: "The never-ending saga of pointless discussions and passive-aggressive small talk"
1. Discuss the meaning of "synergy" for 30 minutes. 2. Determine if we are "on the same page" (again). 3. Decide on the color palette for the new logo (because that's what really matters). 4. Take an hour-long break for free coffee and stale donuts. 5. Rehash the same old arguments from meetings 7 and 8.
Don't forget to bring your A-game and your favorite coffee mug!