Redundant Meetings: Mtg9 - Tea Mug Review
Subtopic 5: A Review of the Best Tea Mugs for Mtg9
As a seasoned meeting attendee, you know that Mtg9 is the worst. But, you also know that the right tea mug can make all the difference. Or, at the very least, make you forget you're trapped in a never-ending cycle of tedium.
Below, you'll find our review of the top 5 best tea mugs for Mtg9. Don't bother reading it, though. You've got more important things to do... like staring at this wall.
1. The "Scream" Mug
This mug is perfect for those times when you're on the verge of screaming, but your throat is too sore from all the screaming you've already done.
2. The "Tedium" Mug
For when you've given up on the idea that the meeting will ever end, this mug is a reminder that time is relative, and it's all just a matter of perspective.
3. The "Caffeine" Mug
Need to stay awake during Mtg9? This mug is a constant reminder of what's really keeping you going: the caffeine high, and the impending crash.
4. The "Boredom" Mug
This mug is perfect for when you've seen it all, and you're just going through the motions. A constant reminder that you're not alone in your existential dread.
5. The "Escape" Mug
For when you've had enough, and you just want to get outta there. This mug is a constant reminder that there's a world beyond Mtg9, and you can escape it, if you just hold on tight.