Stealing the Mug

Subtopic 5: Mtg9's Most Valuable Asset

After weeks of rigorous research, Mtg9's team has finally discovered that the most valuable asset of this meeting is not its agenda, nor its chairs, but the mug in the break room. This mug, affectionately known as "The Scepter of Mtg9," has been the focus of heated debates and whispered conversations. Its true purpose: to hold the most coffee.

We have it on good authority that Mtg9's CEO personally selected this mug from a local thrift store, paying an exorbitant price of $50. It's a steal, if you will.

But don't just take our word for it. Click here to learn more about the Scepter's mysterious origins.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, click here to read about the time Mtg9's COO tried to "acquire" the Scepter for personal use, only to be foiled by a well-placed stapler.

Stay tuned for more updates on this developing story.