Meeting 9: Caffeine Withdrawal Symptoms

You've been in meetings so long, you've started to forget what it's like to be awake.

Here's a list of your symptoms:

• I'm constantly yawning, but it's not tiredness.
• I'm having trouble focusing, but it's not because I'm bored.
• I'm irritable, but it's not because of anyone or anything in particular.
• I just want to go back to bed and sleep for 12 hours.

Don't worry, it's just a mild case of meeting-related fatigue. It'll pass.

However, if your symptoms persist, please consult a medical professional.

Or, you know, just have another meeting.