Welcome to Meeting Protocol Overload: The Neverland Assembly Line

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Welcome, traveler, to the Neverland Assembly Line. Here, our meeting protocol is so efficient, it's almost cruel. You'll be briefed, debriefed, and then briefed again. Don't worry, it's all for the sake of productivity.

As you proceed down the assembly line, you'll encounter various stations where you'll be forced to sign, sign, sign, and sign some more. Don't worry, it's just our way of ensuring you're properly indoctrinated.

To avoid the dreaded Redundancy Loop, be prepared to repeat, repeat, repeat. We mean, it's not like you have anything better to do, right?

Ready to begin your journey? Choose your station: