Wednesday Word Weasel Meeting

Neverland Assembly Line, 3rd Floor, Room 42

Schedule:

10:00 - 10:30: Coffee and existential dread
10:30 - 11:30: Word Weasel Warm-Up: 5-Minute exercises to awaken your inner weasel
11:30 - 12:30: Main Event: The Art of Effective Napping
12:30 - 13:30: Lunch: Free food and judgment from your peers
13:30 - 15:00: Word Weasel Workshops: The Weasel Whisperer, The Weasel of Steel, and The Weasel Whisperer 2.0

Remember, attendees are encouraged to bring their favorite snack to share with the group.

Important Notes:

Please do not bring any actual work or productivity to this meeting. That's just not what we do.
Word weasels are encouraged to wear their finest, most ostentatious outfits.
There will be a prize for the most creative use of word weasel-themed language in a single sentence during the meeting.

See you all there!