Volume 1, Issue 1: The Meeting That Never Ends
Dear Valued Employee,
As you are no doubt aware, our team has been having a weekly meeting that has been in session since 1999. We've made tremendous progress, and we're just getting started!
Highlights include:
We've moved 1 minute forward, and another minute.
Stay tuned for more exciting updates, or, you know, just tune out and pretend you're somewhere else.