Reports from deep within the office have confirmed that the agenda for today's meeting has been... well, not exactly 'broken', but more like 'unrecognizable'.
We're talking multiple copies of the same meeting minutes, stapled together with what appears to be an entire roll of duct tape. It's a real 'stick-together' situation.
Details are sketchy, but sources close to the meeting room confirm that the air is thick with the stench of stale coffee and desperation.
As of press time, no one is sure what will happen next, but we're guessing it'll be something like this:
- Someone will get lost in the meeting room.
- The copier will jam.
- We'll run out of donuts.