Thursday Thursday Thrown

A meeting to forget, in the style of our finest corporate culture.

Today's agenda:

• Discuss why our quarterly numbers were down 0.01%
• Introduce new policies for mandatory 3-hour lunch breaks
• Review the new 'Employee of the Year' trophy design
• Discuss the merits of our new, 'futuristic' break room aesthetic

Subpages:

• Why Isn't the Coffee Machine Working?
• Who Gets to Control the Treasure Box?

Meeting adjourned. Sort of. Eventually.

Return to Office Cafeteria Catastrophe

Don't forget to turn off the copier. It's still on.