Our Agenda

Tuesday Woes

Today's meeting will be an exercise in tedium, a Sisyphean struggle to find meaning in the abyss of bureaucratic red tape. Come prepared for a 3-hour discussion on the importance of proper stapler placement.

Agenda:

• 9:00 - 11:00: Stapler Placement Subcommittee Meeting
• 11:00 - 12:00: Lunchtime: "Is this meeting over yet?"
• 12:00 - 1:00: The Art of Procrastination

Side effects of attending this meeting may include:

• Dizziness
• Confusion
• Long-term memory loss due to excessive exposure to corporate jargon

Our Suffering