Our Never-Ending Agenda

Why Are We Still Here?

We're not sure. It's been hours. Days. Weeks. Months. Years? Time loses all meaning when stuck in an endless loop of meetings.

Our agenda has been hijacked by the Meeting Overlords. They're a group of powerful, shadowy figures who dictate our every move, making sure we never truly accomplish anything.

They've created a labyrinthine meeting structure, with meetings within meetings, and sub-meetings, and sub-sub-meetings. It's a bureaucratic nightmare.

Our Current Agenda

Today's agenda:

1. Discuss the color scheme of the new meeting room.
2. Debate the merits of virtual whiteboards.
3. Decide on a new meeting chairperson.
4. Take a 15-minute break.
5. Repeat step 1.

Because, why not?

Want to know more about our meeting structure? Click here or explore the Meeting Overlords' Secret Rules.