Meetings, Because Who Needs a Social Life?

Our beloved, annual meetings schedule is here!

Because who needs actual work or personal relationships?

• Meeting of the Year
• Annual Review: Never Actually Gives Us a Review
• Departmental Crisis Management Meeting
• Our Annual Summer Outing to the Beach (aka the only time we all get to see each other without actually talking about work)
• Quarterly Stand-Up Comedy Club (just kidding, but wouldn't that be great?)
• Our Annual Winter Holiday Party (That We Actually Canceled Last Year)
• Yearly Synergy and Strategic Planning Session (Just Call It Synergy, We All Know It's Just a Meeting)