It all started innocently enough. A simple office building. Cubicles, conference rooms, and a cafeteria that served the same old chicken soup every Friday.
But things took a turn for the worse when the office acquired a new manager, who insisted on introducing "Innovation Fridays" – where every Friday, we'd have to present our ideas for "disrupting" the industry.
One fateful Friday, the microwave exploded, covering the conference room in a layer of melted plastic and charred chicken. It was a turning point in our history.
Phase 2: Microwave Mutiny Phase 3: The Great Outdoors Phase 4: The Inevitable Collapse