Today's meeting will be just like all the others.
We will rehash the same ideas we've been rehashing for weeks.
We will stare blankly into the whiteboard and wonder what we're doing here.
1. Re-iterate the last meeting's minutes.
2. Re-discuss the same three points from last week.
3. Re-schedule for another day.
Special Guest: Bob from HR
Bob will be joining us today to tell us about "synergy" and "team building".
We will pretend to listen intently while secretly checking our watches.
Will there be donuts?