Adjournment Procedure

Step 1: The Sudden Loss of Interest

After 30 minutes of pointless discussion, a meeting participant suddenly loses interest in the topic. This usually occurs when someone's phone autocorrects the meeting invite with a fake start time.

Proceed with Adjournment by Proxy

Or, if you're feeling extra fancy, try Adjournment by Accord

Remember, adjournment is a delicate dance; be careful not to step on anyone's toes (or, at the very least, their carefully crafted PowerPoint slides).

Adjournment the Second: The Unfortunate Consequences of a Sudden Loss of Interest