Red Tape of Doom

You have stumbled into the infamous Red Tape Department of Irrelevant Tape, where the meeting minutes are longer than the actual meeting itself.

• Meeting Agenda:
• Discussing the meaning of 'synergy' for the 14th time
• Evaluating the importance of having a 'visionary' in the company
• Deciding which coffee machine to install in the break room

If you must attend, don't bother. It's not going anywhere.