Adjournment Procedure: Because We're Not Done Yet

Step 1: Pretend to Be Done

Call the meeting "adjourned" and pretend you're all done, even though you're really not.

• Turn off the lights and air conditioning in the conference room.
• Leave a single chair at the table, as a symbol of hope.
• Send out a mass email saying "we're adjourned".

Step 2: Wait for 30 Minutes

Because, you know, 30 minutes is just the right amount of time to figure out what you really need to do.

• Stare at the empty chair, wondering if anyone will show up.
• Check your watch every 5 minutes, just in case time has magically passed.

Step 3: Pretend to Be Done Again (If Needed)

You know, just in case the first adjournment didn't take, let's try again!