The Official Redundant Meeting Pledge

By attending this meeting, you hereby acknowledge that:

  1. You have read and understand the agenda, which is also on the agenda.
  2. You have brought your lunch, as we all know that meetings are the best time to eat.
  3. You are prepared to discuss the same topic for the next 4 hours, with only a 10 minute break.
  4. You will not leave this meeting until it has been adjourned, or your phone battery is dead.

By signing below, you confirm that you have read and agreed to the above.

Read our Redundant Meeting Protocol for more information View our Meeting Hall of Fame Note: The Meeting Hall of Fame link leads to a subpage that displays a list of the most notorious meetings in the company's history, complete with dates, durations, and a brief description of what happened.