Meeting of the Doomed

A Council of the Most Extraordinary Meetings, convened to deliberate on the impending doom of our favorite coffee machine. The ominous signs have been mounting: the coffee's been too hot, too cold, and too... just plain wrong.

A call has been made: we will discuss, we will debate, and we will vote on the most pressing question:

Shall we replace the coffee machine with a more efficient model, or simply accept the existential dread of another day without our precious caffeine?

A) The Efficient One: a behemoth of a machine, with features galore and a price tag to match.

B) The Existentialist: a simple, manual pour-over that will remind us of our own mortality.

C) The Status Quo: because, honestly, it's working just fine, right?

Cast your vote, brave council members!