Dear Valued Employee,
We are pleased to inform you that the Apocalypse Consultant, a specialist in all things apocalyptic, has arrived!
As the world teeters on the brink of collapse, we must ensure that our meeting schedule remains unchanged.
We are introducing a new series of meetings, each designed to prepare us for the coming cataclysm:
We will be providing a complimentary "Survival Kit" to all attendees. Please RSVP to let us know if you will be joining us.
Stay tuned for further updates from your Apocalypse Consultant.