Welcome to the Redundant Meetings Division of Our Apocalypse Consultant! We specialize in holding meetings that are so long, so drawn out, and so utterly pointless that they'll drive you to the brink of madness.
Our team of experts in the field of meeting-ology will work with you to create an experience that's so excruciatingly dull, you'll wonder how you ever managed to stay awake during college lectures.
Some of our services include:
Eternal Agendas: A meeting that will never end, no matter how many times you try to leave.