MEETING: "OUR FOUNDER IS ACTUALLY CRAZY"

A Special Report from the Redundant Meetings Department

Today's Agenda:

• Item 1: Our Founder's latest conspiracy theory about the meaning of life
• Item 2: A 30-minute discussion on the best way to eat Cheetos in the break room
• Item 3: A 2-hour debate on the correct usage of commas

Minutes from previous meetings

Old meeting photos, including our founder's impressive mullet