We are gathered here today to discuss the importance of meetings. And by 'importance', I mean how many hours we can fill with pointless discussion.
We've been doing this for years, and it just keeps getting better! Who needs productivity when you can spend all day in a room full of people who just want to talk?
Our leader has been leading our team to the depths of despair and back again. They've seen it all, done it all, and still can't figure out why we can't just send an email.
Meetings are the lifeblood of our company, and we're proud to have such a... unique... approach to time management.