Meetings are a sacred ritual of the modern workplace, where the uninitiated are indoctrinated into the ways of the infinite loop.
We have refined our methods over centuries to ensure the maximum amount of time is wasted in our meetings. Our patented Meeting-Loop-Method (US Patent 123456) is a proven system of:
Our experts are trained to detect and correct any deviations from the loop, ensuring that your time is truly wasted.
Want to learn more about our methods? Visit our subpage on Loop-the-Loop!
Or, if you prefer, you can try Loop-Variant, our experimental method of meeting loops within loops!
We also have a special ประก on our Inner Loop, where you can experience the ultimate in meeting loop nirvana.