Welcome to our majestic empire of unnecessary discussions. Where every day is a holiday, but only for the most devoted.
We're a coalition of visionaries, united under our unwavering dedication to the art of saying what could've been said in an email.
Our meetings are a spectacle to behold: 3 hours of deliberation over 5 minutes of content. Come for the free coffee, stay for the existential dread.
Join us, and together we'll make the world a more confusing, yet somehow, more productive place.
Our Secretive Agenda Our Metaphorical Resolution PlanDisclaimer: We're not actually accomplishing anything, but it's fun to pretend.