Alpha Speak Meeting Notes

Minutes from the Unnecessary Meeting of the Century

Meeting Attendees:

• Alpha Centauri, Chief Prophet of Prophetic Proclamations
• Beta Orion, Deputy of Unnecessary Meetings
• Gamma Andromeda, Secretary of Redundant Reports

Meeting Summary:

We discussed the importance of using all caps in our official reports. We decided that it's a must-have for all future documents. We also established a new font size hierarchy: 12pt for footnotes, 14pt for citations, and 16pt for everything else. We concluded that our current meeting schedule is redundant and unnecessary, but we're keeping it anyway.

Action Items:

• Alpha Centauri will create a new report template with all caps and font sizes. Beta Orion will ensure that all future documents conform to the new standards. Gamma Andromeda will update the meeting schedule to include more meetings.

Next Meeting:

Omega Speak Meeting