Meetings so long, you'll need a map.
We'll spend 10 whole minutes explaining why this meeting is happening, who's attending, and what will happen.
Then, we'll take a 30-minute break to grab some more coffee.
Proceed to Procedure 2: The 20-Minute Update Or, jump straight to Procedure 3: The 30-Minute ReviewWarning: Do not attempt to navigate directly to Procedure 4. It's not possible. Just... not.
By attending these meetings, you agree to surrender your sanity and all hope for a productive day.