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Theta-Speak: The Art of Redundant Meetings

Our Prophets

Prophet of Redundancy

Meet Prophet Xylon, the patron saint of unnecessary meetings.

Learn more about Xylon

Prophet of Prolixity

Prophet Blerp, the champion of circuitous sentence structures.

Read about Blerp's linguistic legacy

Prophet of Perpetual Motion

Prophet Zorvath, the lord of Sisyphean endeavors.

Discover how Zorvath's meetings have no end