Our Secret Handshakes Schedule
Meetings that could have been an email, but weren't. Because, why not?
Monday
- 10:00-11:00 AM: "Status Report" (we all know what that means)
- 11:00-12:00 PM: "The Meeting That Will Change Everything" (it won't)
Tuesday
- 9:00-10:00 AM: "The Daily Standup" (where we all pretend to be productive)
- 10:30-12:00 PM: "The Meeting About The Meeting" (because, priorities)
Wednesday
Cancelled due to "unforeseen circumstances". Or, more likely, because someone forgot to send the meeting invite.