Our Secret Handshakes: A Week's Worth of Redundant Meetings

This week, we achieved: Zero productivity.

We spent 4 hours, 32 minutes, and 14 seconds discussing whether to use Buying a new pen, and 2 hours, 14 minutes, and 23 seconds deciding what to eat for lunch. Our conclusion: Break Room Snack Debate is still a contentious issue.

And let's not forget the Project Status Meeting where we achieved Nothing New. It was a 3 hour meeting about The Importance of Not Doing Anything.

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