Meetings so long, they're like time-traveling in reverse.
Our experts will lead you on a merry chase of pointless debates, ensuring you never reach a conclusion.
You might as well just stare at the wall.
We offer:
- Buying Thermals - We'll debate the pros and cons of buying thermals, and maybe even buy some for you.
- Talking about Weather - Discuss the finer points of meteorology, because who needs actual data?
- Over-Analysis - We'll break down the smallest details of anything, until you're left wondering why you even bothered.
Side_goals:
- Produce excessive amounts of carbon paper
- Develop chronic eye-strain
- Ensure meetings go on for 3 hours without a break