Pointless Reports

Because who needs actual data, anyway?

Our team of expert procrastinators have crafted a suite of reports that will leave you questioning the very purpose of our organization.

Our Methodology

We follow a tried-and-true process of:

1. Spending 3 days researching something that should've taken 3 minutes.
2. Writing 10 pages of fluff before getting to the point.
3. Using 10 different fonts to make it look pretty.

Our reports are guaranteed to be:

• Boring.
• Long.
• Full of unnecessary jargon.

Our Clients

We've served the following notable clients:

Overly-Complex Meetings, because who doesn't love a good meeting?

Underwhelming Experiences, because sometimes you just want to feel meh.

Insomnium Consulting, because we'll just stare at you until you go away.

Want to learn more? Click here to contact us, but only if you're really bored.