Redundant Meetings: A Love Story

Our company's meetings are like our love life: endless, confusing, and filled with pointless discussions.

Meetings are held every Monday at 2 PM. Because who needs actual productivity?

Our team of highly trained professionals will regale you with tales of what could have been accomplished if we didn't spend all day in meetings.

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Management's Guide to Redundant Meetings

Our fearless leaders will guide you through the art of doing absolutely nothing.

Learn how to:

• Turn a 2 PM meeting into a 4 PM meeting with the power of creative scheduling.
• Turn off your brain while still seeming engaged.
• Make everyone else feel guilty for being more productive than you.

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Subordinate Subsidiaries of Redundant Meetings

Our meeting attendees are the lifeblood of this organization. Or not.

Meet our meeting attendees:

• Jim, the guy who always has to use his computer.
• Jane, the one who always has to take a phone call.
• Brian, the guy who always has to use his phone to check his watch.

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