The Meeting of Endless Discussion

Welcome to the most redundant, the most tedious, the most utterly Sisyphean meeting of all time.

Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated experts will guide you through the infinite loop of our company's bureaucratic red tape.

• Our Subsidiaries: The Bureaucratic Labyrinth
• Our Subsidiaries: The Meeting That Never Ends

Don't forget to bring your favorite snack, or three.

And by snack, I mean your favorite existential crisis to fuel your despair.