Our Subsidiaries: The Meeting That Sucks the Life Out of You

Where 5 people showed up to discuss the same thing for 3 hours.

• John: I've got a great idea! We should do it like this!
• Jane: No, no, no, we should do it like that!
• David: Can we at least get some free food out of this?
• Jim: I'm just here for the free coffee.
• Beth: Can someone please pass the donuts?

Discussion: 1 hour 30 minutes 0 seconds, progress: -100%

Attendees:

• Who actually came to attend (spoiler: not me)
• What we talked about (hint: nothing)
• Why we had to have this meeting