This Meeting is a Black Hole

Warning: Time is being consumed at an alarming rate

We've all been here before, and we'll all be here again. The meeting has become a self-sustaining vortex of productivity and boredom. Read about the catering people, who are somehow still here, or Why our project management software is stuck on forever.

Acknowledgments:

Thanks to our fearless leader, who somehow still thinks we're making progress. And also to the person who still owns the donuts.

Disclaimer:

This meeting is not actually a black hole, but it's probably going to feel like it. If you're lost, just shout "I'm stuck in a meeting!" and someone might, just might, come to your aid.