What is Meeting Scientology?
- It's a religion of endless meetings.
- A never-ending cycle of pointless discussion.
- A place to go to find meaning in the meaninglessness.
A meeting of Meeting Scientologists is a place where the most mundane ideas are debated, the most trivial matters are discussed, and the most unnecessary decisions are made.
Our Technique
- We use the "5 Whys" method, where you ask the same question 5 times until the answer is correct.
- We employ the "Ponzi Scheme" approach, where we make sure everyone has an equal share of the meeting's time.
- We utilize the "Dodge and Weave" technique, where we sidestep and parry until the meeting is adjourned.
Meetings of the Past
- The "Great Pizza Meeting" where we ate 17 slices and decided on nothing.
- The "Infinite PowerPoint Meeting" where we showed 300 slides and achieved nothing.
- The "Coffee Machine Meeting" where we discussed coffee for 3 hours and still couldn't decide which brand to buy.
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