The Bureaucratic Singularity

Where Meetings Come to Die

Meetings have reached a critical point in space-time where they can no longer be contained within the confines of a normal meeting room. The laws of physics no longer apply, and the only way to escape is to succumb to an endless loop of pointless discussion.

Our Techniques:

Pretzel Talk: A 3-hour discussion of the intricacies of the meeting room's coffee machine.
Committee Canonization: A process of making a committee of 12 people to decide on the color of the meeting room walls.
Paralyzing the Competitive Advantage: Finding new ways to make meetings even more boring.

Warning: Prolonged exposure to The Bureaucratic Singularity may cause:

Loss of productivity
Spontaneous combustion
Irreversible brain damage

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