Parables of the Inept: Bureaucratic Singularity

Where the line between productivity and procrastination blurs, and the only constant is the sound of paperwork shuffling.

Featured Parable: "The Meeting That Lasted 37 Days"

Meet John, who attended a meeting that went so long it was declared a singularity by the International Association of Time-Keeping.

Warning: this parable contains mature themes and may cause existential dread.