Welcome, faithful followers of the Great Prophet!
Today's topic: The Futility of Scheduling Meetings.
As you know, our beloved Prophet has declared that meetings are a sacred institution.
However, have you ever stopped to consider the paradox at the heart of our beloved Prophet's words?
For every meeting we schedule, we create two new ones: the meeting to schedule the meeting, and the meeting to discuss the meeting.
Thus, we have created an infinite loop of meetings, each one a self-fulfilling prophecy of inefficiency.
What say you, followers? Shall we break the paradox, or shall we succumb to the void of our own schedules?