MEETING IN A NUTSHELL

Because who needs human interaction, anyway?

Agenda:

• Item 1: Discuss what we're going to discuss
• Item 2: Discuss what we've discussed
• Item 3: Pretend to care
• Item 4: Paradoxical Agenda Items

Side Effects of this meeting may include:

• Loss of productivity
• Mild to moderate boredom
• Increased eye-rolling

Disclaimer: The contents of this meeting are subject to change without notice. Because, why not?

Round and Round: The Infinite Meeting Loop