Meetings of Unyielding Futility

Subparadoxes

Here, the meetings go on forever, but the purpose is unclear.

We're not sure why we're here, but the donuts are free.

Perhaps we're searching for the meaning of life, or just a good excuse to take a nap.

Or maybe, just maybe, we're waiting for the coffee machine to be fixed.

We're meeting to discuss the finer points of meeting theory.

It's a meeting about meetings, and the meetings about the meetings.

It's a meta-meeting of infinite regress.