MEETING OF THE MINDS - Agenda of the Inevitably Circular

Paradoxical Agenda Item 1: The Infinite Loop Meeting

Item 1.1: Discuss the merits of discussing the merits of having meetings about having meetings.

Item 1.1.1: Establish a task force to investigate the feasibility of establishing a task force.
Item 1.1.2: Invite experts to opine on the value of expert opinions.

Paradoxical Agenda Item 2: The Meeting Within a Meeting

Item 2.1: Hold a meeting to decide whether or not to hold meetings.

Item 2.1.1: Create a flowchart to illustrate the complexities of meeting decision-making.
Item 2.1.2: Consult a team of highly paid consultants to determine the optimal number of meetings.

Back to Meetings The Meeting Within a Meeting (Note: The Meeting Within a Meeting is a deeply nested, infinitely recursive meeting that has meetings about meetings. It's a real thing, I swear.)