Paradoxical Meeting Theories

Where every discussion leads to nowhere.

We've all been here before. In fact, we're still here.

Theory 1: The Meeting Never Ends Theory 2: The Meeting is a Simulation Theory 3: The Meeting is a Dream

According to Theory 1: The Meeting Never Ends, every meeting you attend is actually just a never-ending loop.

Or maybe, just maybe, it's Theory 2: The Meeting is a Simulation. In which case, you're just a pawn in a game of office politics.

But wait, there's more! Theory 3: The Meeting is a Dream says that you're just asleep at the meeting table, and it's all just a wild and crazy dream.

Which one do you believe?

Meetings: where productivity goes to die.