Caused by excessive use of buzzwords and pointless jargon. Symptoms include: excessive use of 'synergy' and 'disrupt', inability to make decisions without first referencing 'the data', and an unrelenting need to 'rebrand' everything.
Diagnosed by experts in the field of Management Babble Treatment, this condition can be managed with a combination of cognitive behavioral therapy and a strong will to change. Or, you know, just stop talking like that.